Okay, let’a get this out of the way right at the top. You’re going to get it wrong. I mean, when you really think about it, how could you ever get it right? Buying an engagement ring for your soon-to-be fiancé — someone who is supposed to wear it sight unseen “’till death do you part”, mind you — is a recipe for disaster, wrapped inside an exercise in futility. The best you can hope for is to somehow screw it up — less. To that end, we’ve come up with seven helpful engagement ring tips that will hopefully mitigate the inevitable disappointment you’re doomed to encounter. And we’re also letting you in on a dirty little secret your bride will never admit that could help put your mind a little more at ease.
The force is strong with these two.
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Ingenious Bachelor Party Prank Of The Day: Groom is tricked into thinking he’s bungee jumping. Link after the jump.
What with Comic-Con now in full swing down in San Diego, and thousands upon thousands of comic-book nerds (I don’t mean that in a bad way) in attendance, we here at the Doomed Groom wouldn’t be surprised if some of them took advantage of the situation and had a fun comic book themed wedding. And if that’s the case — they would probably need some fun Comic Book Groomsmen Gifts, too!
Just think of it — Jean Grey walking down the aisle with Iron Man waiting at the altar, Professor X giving her away… The Joker spiking the punch bowl and Deadpool hitting on all the available bridesmaids… Magneto crashing the party, getting drunk and going on and on with Aquaman about how mutants and humans shouldn’t mix. Sort of like my uncle did at my wedding. A fun time will be had by all. Sort of makes me want to slip on my cowl and hop on the first train to San Diego.
Once a week, we like to put together a list of cool groomsmen gift ideas based on certain themes. If you’re having a wedding and looking for some gift ideas for your wedding party, or have a theme like this one “Fun Comic Book Groomsmen Gifts” drop us a line and we might just feature your idea on one of our next installments. Also, check out our groomsmen gift shopping section where we have thousands of gifts for you to check out!
For now, on to the gallery!
The design has changed a bit… Maybe some of the colors, too. But, more importantly, I’ve made some really aggressive structural re-designs, as well:
You’ve probably always imagined your honeymoon as something different: a special time spent together with only you and the woman of your dreams. But instead, fate had something else in store for you — a wicked little twist that turned your plans upside-down. The ultimate bride you’d always hoped and wished for all your life, just so happens to have 2 1/2 kids in tow. Sure, you love them like your own — but now you’re looking everywhere for kid friendly honeymoon ideas that everyone can enjoy and probably coming up short.
Ideally, you want to find vacations that are not only entertaining for your new family, but also include a bit of romance for you and your new mate, right? Well, don’t fret. It’s not as difficult as it may sound to find a kid friendly honeymoon as you might think. If you follow these tips, planning a trip with your new family won’t have to be such a chore.
Every lame bachelor party website out there has some stupid bachelor party scavenger hunt or to-do list that will (somehow) magically take any boring night and turn it into Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. But, when you look at these scavenger hunts a little closer, they all read like a pathetic list of bland ingredients torn from Rachel Ray’s book of “30-minute Bachelor Party Clichés!” Here are just some of the “Wild” (their description, not mine) examples from one of my arch nemeses’ sites:
• Dance by yourself on the Dance floor.
• Get a lap dance from an exotic dancer or a girl at a bar. (Doomed Groom note: “Duh.”)
• Get a tampon from a girl.
Get a tampon from a girl? Seriously? Is this really what you want passing for “fun” at your bachelor party? What’s next? Do a peppermint schnapps shot out of a Summer’s Eve douche bag? Jeez-us Kee-rist. I’d be horrified if I wasn’t so bored to tears.
Instead, I’ve put together a bachelor party scavenger hunt that is one part drinking game – and one part ritualistic passage from single-life into full-blown marital bliss/misery. I have conceived a list of tasks that both encapsulates the life The Doomed Groom is about to leave behind, but also prepares him for the “blessings” of marriage that await him.